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untrustyou:

Ben Pender
everythingyoulovetoohate:

That smile, that golden hair in his face and that sweater.
One of my favorite scenes in The Great Gatsby. 
owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes
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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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